I, Anonymous

To the asshole(s) who tagged the building down the street with “FUCK COPS” in huge letters: You suck. Vandalism is not activism. The only statement you’re making is that you’re a loser. If you’re an artist, why not go create some real art? Oh wait, I forgot: You’re a talentless schmuck. You’re probably the same cretin who tagged the fronts of two small businesses across the street a few months ago. Guess what, dipshit: Those two businesses are owned by some really nice people (one of whom I see busting his ass every morning at 5:30 a.m., trying to make a living) who had to spend a ton of money to hire the graffiti squad to come clean up your spray-paint vomit. If you’d seen the disappointment in their faces, I’d like to think you’d be ashamed of yourself. Here’s the good news: Guess who has really stepped up patrols in the neighborhood? That’s right, the fuzz! They took a keen interest in your most recent act of stupidity. I hope they arrest you and make you drink your own paint.