It was totally out of line for me to come into your apartment with
the keys you gave me, look at your computer monitor, and allow my eyes
to fall on the open chain of e-mails you were sending to the girl you
were cheating on me with. That was a total invasion of your privacy.
Oh, my bad. And how awful of me to use the word “cheat” to describe you
spending the night with some girl and then talking with her about what
to do with “your situation” since your friends were on to you. You’re
right, you didn’t do anything wrong. The nerve of me to confront you!
And I was acting like a totally psycho “ex” girlfriend when I came back
the next day to get my stuff and saw three open condom wrappers around
your bed from the night before. And yes, it was a totally criminal act
on my part to dump out the massive booze collection you had so wisely
chosen to invest your insurance-settlement money in. I know how
important alcohol is for your lifestyle, but hey, maybe your friends
and new fuck buddy will still like you without it. And on the bright
side, you don’t have me getting you down anymore with any of that
long-term, serious-relationship bullshit.
I, Anonymous
Of Course It’s All My Fault
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eh, this is alright
LOVE this one. I hate when girls have every reason to be upset and guys feel they can use the term “psycho”… sorry, we’re not psycho, just want to be treated well.
I’m glad she’s out of his life.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. It speeks volumes about core values, self respect, and how you treat the ones around you. She only lost a loser.
Now open relationships…that’s another story all together. I’m starting to think that men weren’t built for monogamy. They all seem to get wandering dick sooner or later. Why not just let them?
It’s the lying that gets me.
sounds like a border line alcoholic but props to the guy for three performances in one night..I wish my boo could do the same!
I dig the sarcasm. I also kind of hope this isn’t anyone that was previously attached to someone I know. Did the alcohol really have to take the beating? It sounds like this guy kind of ripped your heart out, Anon. Maybe you should have targeted something a little closer to his. Alcohol can be replaced. You really need some lessons in making his balls cringe when he thinks of crossing you…subtle, slow and emotionally charged is really the best revenge.
Okay, the guy is an asshole, but why pick on poor, innocent booze? That booze could have been given a decent home! Booze adoption, not abortion!
omg, I think I know this guy.. . and I agree with the above posts. Passive aggressives always act like they’re the victim no matter how much crap they pull. You should have really hurt him, not just gone for something slightly above the usual miniscule retaliation… make sure you knew he remembers how big of a tool he is.
Sure, he’s a cheater, but I don’t get the “teach him a lesson” crowd. It just gives him an excuse to blame you. Move on and find someone better.
I know a guy (not mine, thank god, my mom’s) who, when confronted with the same condom wrapper issue, actually wept and moaned with pain and indignation at the cruel injustice of such an accusation. Not just innocent, no, no, WOUNDED! Deeply and undeservedly.
Repeat offender with the cheating, popped several times, never once owned up. Swear if you caught that man *with dick still inserted* he would claim it was some kind of improbable gymnastics mishap, then start to cry when doubted.
but why is the rum gone?
I was totally with you until “And yes, it was a totally criminal act on my part to dump out the massive booze collection you had so wisely chosen to invest your insurance-settlement money in.” Why did you do that? For revenge? Arguably that was criminal: you destroyed his property.
Somewhere Derrick Ito is eating a cheeseburger alone …probably crying too.
Derrick Ito never cries when he’s eating a cheeseburger, unless it’s over the wasted booze. We definitely could have used that to earn some new insurance settlements.
Go Pete! -15 morality pts!
Who is this Derrick Ito chap? Why does he keep coming up in all of these comment threads? Sounds like he’s the one in need of a nutpunch, not the fellow who had his booze thrown out.
@12, @13: Oh hai guyz, what’s goin’ on over here? Can I get the 12 sides of fries that derrickito isn’t gonna eat with that cheeseburger?
Totally harsh to be dumping all that alcohol. Clearly out of line mademoiselle: out, of, line.
Let the boy enjoy his insurance settlement how he wants; he’ll get what’s coming to him as he clearly has behavioral problems, especially if he runs in a social circle of sorts similar to himself.
Maybe because they won’t do the same for the women in their lives. Men can be just as irrational and jealous as women.
Seriously though, that was seasonal bourbon and now we have to make sub-par mint juleps.
@3, nobody is built for monogamy.
Also, I know the man’s monitor is huge but a chain of e-mails between Captain Three-Times and that little strumpet would go well past the screen real-estate. You had to do some scrolling at least, you know, before you decided to smash the man’s property.
Also: Why did you spare the last two bottles? Arms got tired or did you think he’d go into withdrawal(and that would be one step too far)?
you go girl. you keep it REAL
Seasonal; when you act rashly, sometimes you hurt more people than you expected.
This sounds so much like the situation I went through with my ex its not even funny… Only he would’ve been living at your house (rent free) and substitute the booze for blow… Good riddance to that guy and congrats to you for ditching the douche. That kind of B.S. is never worth it. Live, learn, and move on. There are WAY too many other sexy AND awesome dudes out there.
You can argue back and forth all you want about whether or not we’re monogamous creatures, but that’s really besides the point here. The point is that this dude didn’t have the balls to be honest about with her where he was at and what he wanted. Instead he made the choice to sneak around, lie, and then paint her as the psycho when he got caught. That kind of shit is childish and ridiculous and no one, monogamous or not, should put up with it.
I can’t get behind her on the booze though… She should’ve packed it up and taken it, then invited all of her friends over for a good old fashioned Thank-God-I’m-Single party!
Ah, I *DO* know the guy she is referring to. And let me state from experience: he plays the same game with every girl he gets involved with, and I doubt he’ll stop anytime soon.
Also, note: the dude has gmail – which previews the first few lines of your emails. It’s not like it’s a total shocker that his girlfriend would find them if he’s stupid enough to leave his email open. Face it cheaters, all your significant others are email addicts just like the rest of us, and are going to check their shit if you leave your computer on. You dig your own holes.
Oh and to her credit: she didn’t go after the bike.
And she’s my fucking hero.
What a woman! Instead of mewling. apologizing and begging to be forgiven for the “invasion of privacy”, she dumps the bastard’s booze! Wonder which body of water got it. There must have been a few happy fish that night!
What a woman! Instead of mewling. apologizing and begging to be forgiven for the “invasion of privacy”, she dumps the bastard’s booze! Wonder which body of water got it. There must have been a few happy fish that night!
What a woman! Instead of mewling. apologizing and begging to be forgiven for the “invasion of privacy”, she dumps the bastard’s booze! Wonder which body of water got it. There must have been a few happy fish that night!
I would have to support I ANON, she sounds like a rational woman who was cheated on and lied to by a douche bag. Kasa (@25-27) seems to know the dude and it seems that this is MO. This guy must be either really hot, have a very talented tounge or be rich to be able to get tons of women to swoon over him and then treat them like shit. I would bet that this same profile fits many women too. At least I ANON got an eye opener sooner rather than later.
Yes, this same profile does fit a lot of women. I’ve dated at least one. That guy’s a total douche, if her side of the story is true. She’s better off without him.
..but at least he was being safe! when shit like this has happened to me, it was from getting a surprise STD that I found out!
“….. props to the guy for three performances in one night..I wish my boo could do the same! “
He probably did not pull off three perfomances, it just took three tries to get a condom on.
I think dumping the booze was a bit over the top but then again, I can’t talk. I’m the girl who once dumped the bottle of cheap cologne that the other girl bought him into his dresser drawers…. and was delighted to see the dresser out by the curb a week later.
@stormblade Everybody sounds rational when they’re narrating the events. Do people really take I Anonymous and acrimonious comments at face value? Obviously some bad news shit went down, but I doubt it was as one-sided as these things tend to make it look.
sorry but until you are engaged or committed your relationship is not really exclusive. just because you are dating someone doesn’t mean you cant date someone else. in fact the more people you date the more likely you are to find a compatible partner.
maybe our anonymous “victim” will take comfort knowing that one of the bottles she dumped actually belonged to the fuck buddy? (It was a gift from me. For her birthday.)
Yo word up Peter Woodman. You’re my hero.
@17 – ‘he’ll get what’s coming to him as he clearly has behavioral problems’
Isn’t that exactly what the breaking-up and booze-pouring was? The behavioral problems seem to have come back to roost already, if you ask me.
Should have stolen the booze and sold it, if not consumed it yourself. What a waste.
Now I’m sad, and thirsty.
Like Bluto in Animal House when they took the bar. I need a 5th of J.D., STAT!
@20 . . . thank you! Actually, i believe that some folks probably are built for monogamy. Who am I to judge others? But not everyone, and it’s kind of creepy to assume that it’s only guys. I’ve known since I was 15 that I was nonmonagamous, and 30 years of relationships (including 23 & counting in my current one) haven’t changed that view. Guess I have “wandering clit.” And that just sounds like an unfortunate medical condition . . .
This guy is my good friend and there are absolutely two sides to this story.
It’s irksome when ignorant cuntrashes pull out that old nugget of ‘practical’ advice, and claim our ‘base animal instinct’ is to fuck whatever we see, or change partners frequently. Sure, might feel true for some, but in most cases it’s an unsupported cop-out for sluttiness and a lazy lack of mature/evolved staying power.
@33: excellent revenge. Everyone take note.
@35: well, playa, all depends on the terms of the relationship, don’t it? Some people say ‘exclusively dating’ and presume fucking around won’t be on the menu. Know how to be sure? Honesty. Communication.
The OP had keys to his place. The boy is looking for a Darwin award the hard way if he were to give out more than one set of keys to people he’s fucking. I’m thinking even sans communication, most folks here would assume that Keys, or a drawer/closet space = we’re a serious dating couple aka ‘You’re mine/I’m yours’.
@41: sing it, sister: do tell, what’s the other side of the coin?
Aside to my freaky mormon friends: I should amend that to say as long as you’re not issued “Guest Drawer #3”, it’s assumed.
Ok, also:
@10 – someone had to say it.
Though part of me is tempted to cry a little at all the pity for the booze and not the humans. As if Jack, Bailey and Glen Livet were real people. [Which would make us all cannibals?]
@20/40: absolutes: aren’t.
As far as what we’re “built for”, paleontologists are still digging fossils up trying to figure that one out. Waiting for the jury: “Ardi” (4.7 million years ago hominid ancestor) makes the case we’re ‘built for’ woodland food gathering, lots of long-term partner sex, treeclimbing and raising babies, lots of ’em with a less-aggressive, smart partner…
…Which does seem to lend itself just as well to monogamy as swinging singlehood.
i just ate a box of cheese nips.
Well, just be thankful he used a condom, I suppose.
@35, HE gave HER a key to his place. If he wanted it to be an open relationship he should have told her that BEFORE he gave her the key. DUH! Odds are you are wrong, though, and he would have reacted even worse had he caught her with another guy.
I think this was a great I, Anon! Loved it!
this is a classy lady.
i just ate two bags of onion rings
I think Ito is a hell of a lot smoother than this fella, much to everyone else’s envy
So, women get to behave like human garbage, and other psycho women cheer them on. If the sexes were reversed, you’d be advising the cheating bitch to get a restraining order, whining about violation of email privacy, etc. And for once in your lives, you’d be right.
Kill yourselves; don’t wait for the world to solve this problem for you.