I’ll begin with the loathsome cunt who mooched off me and my
roommate for months, only to lure my boyfriend into MY bed. I hope your
drunken sex and his not being able to come thanks to your stenchy hole
made you feel good about yourself. He probably was too drunk to know it
wasn’t me, since we are BOTH THE SAME RACE AND YOU WERE WEARING MY
PANTS and oh… did I mention this was in MY ROOM? I hope I never
fucking see your slut ass on Broadway, or I swear to God I’ll go to
jail for assault.
Next, there’s the French restaurant I went to on my birthday. How
fucking dare you. You fucking chode. You asswipe of a shithead man. You
call yourself a bartender, but I see you equal to a rapist. How dare
you scream at me and my friend for laughing and having a good time in
the bar! We weren’t DRINKING and I was PREGNANT and it was my FUCKING
BIRTHDAY! How daaarrree you for ruining my favorite restaurant
and telling us that we should leave and cursing us up and down just as
were paying an $80 tab heading to the door. If I ever see you again,
you will not get laid by anyone in the residing area, and I’ll punch
your lights out if you even so much as look at me.
I’d watch you both die. No one else. Just you two.
WOW. You are all ignorant, retarded and unstable assholes – more so than my friend who WROTE this article and who I was WITH on the day this ass-faced FUCK screamed at two innocent girls on one’s fucking birthday in a public fucking restaurant where PEOPLE go to LAUGH and HAVE FUN SOBER-LY. Yes, we were having a good time, yes it happened to be at a bar, and no, we weren’t drinking because mind you, we don’t need alcohol to have fun like most of you Capitol Hill worshipping lunatics.
Guys cheat on everyone. it doesn’t matter if they are psychos or angelic virgins. EVERYONE gets hurt at one point or another. And yes, some guys are too drunk and too fucking stupid to realize WHO it is they are fucking… because they’ll fuck anything due to their unrelenting insecurity and need for attention that their mothers and fathers failed to give them.
xerxexrex – please fuck me with your words – in a good way. Thank you for acknowledging that not only is this for venting and releasing frustration, but in the game that we call life, sometimes we DO place blame on the assholes who walk through life treating others like shit. Sometimes blame should be placed out of sheer Karma. The guy deserves to die. Whether or not certain things that happen are our own “faults”, sometimes people just need to be put in their place.
As for the rest of you idiots who have nothing better to do than rail on this article, why don’t YOU write something worth publishing? Quit reacting and start doing something with your life. The people mentioned in this post deserve what they have coming to them, whether or not its death. They’d be lucky to continue living their meaningless and pitiful lives.
@52- Uhm, I can see why the two of you are friends. Neither of you are what I would call terribly stable.
Your friend wishes death on the woman her ex boyfriend cheated on her with, and not the guy who presumably promised her some form of fidelity. Interesting. She also wished death to a bartender who thought she was being loud and obnoxious. Given your response, I’m fairly certain it was both of you he wanted out. This rather begs the question- since women rarely show in their first trimester, how did the bartender know she was pegnant and/or how would she have gotten an abortion?
I also thought your opinion that all men cheat beacuse they are insecure and have bad parents rather sad. Both sexes cheat in nearly equal numbers.
You are both nuts.
uhhh, belaugh86 (aka ‘the friend’) what the hell are you railing on about? not only did you USE the caps lock in a very strange way, but your apparent attempt at standing up for your friend was really confusing. in fact, you contridicted her. your first paragraph pretty much just repeated what she said (no explaination or further insight?) the 2nd paragraph didn’t even synch up with your friends story. the 3rd…..made NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
and the 4th, well, just made you a hypocrite.
bottomline….i can see why you and this IANON author are friends and get along so well. cookoo!
ohhh and @31 (the poster), the jokes’ on us? really? the jokes’ on us, because we’re taking it personally?
YOU wrote these bullshit stories. noone here is taking anything personally or literally. we’re taking it for what its worth…..btw what is the going rate on a giant bucket of piss these days?
Stenchy hole lol rofl
–*/applaud #42
indeed!
When I read the first part of your “diatribe” I actually felt sorry for you – then the thing with your race, and your jeans and, oh yeah, your boyfriend… Don’t think her Cunt did all the work by itself, do you – I think there was a jolly little prick involved in that one as well.. so, if you’re assaulting, make sure you include the fuckstick of a boyfriend as well.. As for the second part of your rant – From that, I got the picture that you may be as much of a Cunt as the hole that tricked your boyfriend. Sounds like everything has to be somebody else’s fault and you the hapless victim? Is that how you got pregnant? Your fuckstick of a boyfriend tripped and fell into your cunt and came and knocked you up? It was his fault, right?
There’s only ONE victim here – your unborn child who doesn’t have a chance in HELL with a mother like you…
The only way to resolve this is to hold a traditional Snatch Sniff-Off.
The Stenchy Hole in Stolen Pants vs. The Potpourri Pussy of the Poster.
Anyone up to be a judge?
@52: Having your stupid rant posted on the Stranger’s “I, anonymous” column is not getting “published” idiot.
I’m a bartender and I can tell you that one reason he kicked you out was because you were sitting at his bar drinking coffee, soda pop, or some other beverage that you will tip 32 cents on. People who go to bars to stay sober are annoying as hell. So you were pregnant and perhaps hadn’t yet decided to have that abortion – that’s one thing. Could your friend at least have provided a decent amount of patronage for the establishment? A beer perhaps? As far as it being your birthday, *give me a break.* Bartenders wait on birthday parties every single night. No, you don’t get a free drink. No, you don’t get to be inappropriately loud. Sure, I’ll wish you a happy birthday and give you the same excellent service that I give every other customer, but unless you walk in and start tipping really fat right away, you don’t get special treatment. Birthdays are kind of like assholes and elbows – everybody’s got ’em, especially at fancy restaurants.
#52 said: “some guys are too drunk and too fucking stupid to realize WHO it is they are fucking…”
Interesting theory, yet absolutely false. Nice excuse for not having any personal responsibility.
I’ve reached every level of drunkeness short of death.
Even Everclear doesn’t take you to the fuck-everything-that-moves-yet-not-recognize-what-you’re-fucking state.
stupid cunts like her are the reason i stay home and jack off. jesus, to think some poor asshole thought it would be a good idea to fuck her and knock her up – i’d slit my throat. stupid whores with loud mouths should be stoned, cained, or both.
OMG people, the friends are nuts, especially the poster who wanted to write something years ago. If she had moved on,why write about it? To spice things up? Please and the sad thing is she had an abortion.
I just don’t believe they got kicked out for no reason. Sorry, not buying it. You must have been pretty damned loud, sober or not.
And you really believed the so-drunk-he-thought-it-was-you story? He was probably working on her for weeks before that. If it’s really true that he was that drunk, he was probably an alcoholic – either way the girl did you a favor. You should thank her, not kill her.
I just don’t believe they got kicked out for no reason. Sorry, not buying it. You must have been pretty damned loud, sober or not.
And you really believed the so-drunk-he-thought-it-was-you story? He was probably working on her for weeks before that. If it’s really true that he was that drunk, he was probably an alcoholic – either way the girl did you a favor. You should thank her, not kill her.
This is a great I-Anon because the comments are so hilarious and on point. This lady is a crazy, low-class monkey who would yell (sober-ly, right BFF?) in a public place. I also do not believe they had an $80 tab on soda and food. He probably yelled at them leaving because they tipped like shit.
And a guy who cheats on you is a jerk, regardless if she was wearing your very pants (hahaha)…
yawn.
I pray to God/Jebus/Buddha/Teleute this person never writes to the Stranger again.
actually much more entertained by MINTY’s sweet Inspiral Carpets album art use.
*starts slow clap for 90’s nostalgia trip*
*makes ‘call me’ sign with hand*