You told me you had a vasectomy, and like a fool I believed you.
When I told you I was pregnant, you said, “I had a feeling.” What the
fuck? And thanks for telling me you would pay for half of the abortion.
Your words are very comforting. They’re even more comforting every time
I ask for the money and you say you’ll try to get me some when you can.
You make twice as much money as I do. I wish it were you who had to go
through the emotional and physical pain of an unwanted pregnancy. If
you’re wondering, I broke up with you because it disgusted me that you
kept your shoes in a communal fridge and told me how much to tip when I
was paying for your meals. You’re the biggest piece of shit I know. recommended

84 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. Why do Seattle women have such terrible taste in men? He says he has been fixed so you don’t make him wear a condom? You deserve to have a baby and aids and babyaids.

  2. All right, this guy is definitely the biggest piece of shit who ever walked the earth.

    Preggo, I’m so sorry for you. We all date some asswipes along the way, but few of us have to deal with this kind of emotional awfulness. My heart goes out to you.

    And shoes in the fridge? Eww.

  4. @1: You know what? At some point we make decisions to trust people. And when we’re young and playing the field we sometimes decide to trust the wrong person. That’s how we learn to recognize the people we want to spend a significant amount of time with from those we don’t.

    “You deserve…,” huh? Yeah, here’s hoping you get a heaping helping of what you deserve, fucktard.

  5. Yup, he’s a piece of shit all right. This is a perfect example of why I always say that giving men more of a say in what to do about an unplanned pregnancy than they already have would result in MORE abortions, not fewer. Men already have a say. They have a First Amendment right to say anything they want. After that, it’s her decision. That’s how it should be.

  8. Yeah, somehow I think this guy probably gave off warning signs long before the unwanted pregnancy.

    Chalk this up as another example of why everyone needs to own up to their own reproductive health rather than relying on their partner. USE FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL IF YOU DON’T WANT A KID.

  9. @3: I’m sorry for you, too, ANON. Yeah—-what’s up with keeping shoes in a communal fridge?!?
    I’m with TV Dinner, too, and @5.

    @4: TV Dinner nailed it!

  12. I love how the whole lying about having had a vasectomy and knocking you up thing is really just a warm up to the real exclamation point: this bastard told you how much to tip.

  14. Not using protection (I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you didn’t just throw away your pills, ‘Rings or other devices) with a man because he tells you that he’s had a vasectomy is as sensible as eating raw chicken because it’s free range (free range chicken may not be exposed to as many potential toxins, but it’s still a near-undigestible meat if it isn’t properly prepared. Conversely, his “non-baby making” penis could still give you all sorts of diseases if he stuck it into the wrong person and came home to you.). He’s a douche and you’re an idiot. Combo Fail for the two of you, and it’s a shame that the unborn child had to suffer for her or his parents’ sins.

  19. @18 Men with vasectomies still ejaculate. That’s why people refer to it as “shooting blanks.” Also, you can’t see sperm; the ejaculate is called semen. Just sayin’.

  20. So the deal breaker was the shoes and the tipping? What about, oh I don’t know, the fact he lied to you about the vasectomy. You really are a moron. Better luck next time sweetness.

  21. Um, Vripper? Do you realized that sperm are teh little things that swim around in the cum? When you get a vasectomy, the sperms get diverted into your body and don’t get added to the cum as that final secret ingredient. There is no way to tell from the cum if it is spermless without looking at it under a microscope. Well, maybe if you have really good taste buds.

    My advice is get the abortion without telling him, and then try to get some child support out of him. Or ask his parents for the money.

  22. Keep the kid and make him pay child support. It’s nature’s revenge on douche-bags who don’t wear condoms and lie about vasectomies.

  23. I just want to say- sometimes the people I date don’t tip well. If you’re not going to tip well you should not eat out. and sometimes I point that out. It’s just a consideration thing- not for my date but for the servers and bussers.
    but shoes in the fridge is very bad.

  24. Sadly, you’ve had to learn what most of us learn in grade school : be slow to trust people, because otherwise they’ll screw you over every chance you get.

    I’d suggest immediately getting tested for every VD under the sun – if he lied about having a vasectomy, he may be lying about a ton of other shit.

    And if he doesn’t pay for the *full* abortion? Plaster posters of his face all over his “hunting grounds” to let women know what a scumbag he is.

  25. yeah, bad judgment on her part.

    Seems like she missed (or ignored) countless red flags.

    It’s kinda like when a guy you barely know refuses to wear a condom and says “I’m clean.” You don’t proceed to sleep with him. Not only ’cause he may have raging STIS, but he may also, you know, GIT YOU PREGGANT.

    But yeah, he is a douche, and it doesn’t make what he did any less wrong and douche-y.

  26. Albeit this woman’s priorities are off, holding the tipping lectures over her unwanted pregnancy, yet some of you have started railing against her and making these blanket statements like “(Seattle)Woman in general have terrible taste in men.”

    Did you ever stop to think that men need to stop being terrible? And oh, I don’t know…stop lying about having vasectomies? But, judging by the comments, that’s somehow not as fucked up as a girl lying about being on the pill and trapping a guy.

    Maybe they were dating for awhile and this happened. Oh, but I forgot..it’s really ALL HER FAULT. And him not paying the half he said he would is also her fault, right? Now she’s left to deal with the worst and he’s unscathed. It must be nice to live a life free of moral obligation and consequence. Grow up, boys.

  28. meh. How do we know he lied about having a vasectomy? Perhaps something went wrong with the surgery.

    More importantly, can anyone float any hypothesis at all about the shoes in the fridge thing? I’ve never tried undies in the microwave, but I get what the person is going for. But who wants cold feet? I’ve never thought my feet were too warm before I even put on shoes.

  29. meh. How do we know he lied about having a vasectomy? Perhaps something went wrong with the surgery.

    More importantly, can anyone float any hypothesis at all about the shoes in the fridge thing? I’ve never tried undies in the microwave, but I get what the person is going for. But who wants cold feet? I’ve never thought my feet were too warm before I even put on shoes.

  31. I’ve heard of putting shoes in the freezer to kill bacteria causing odors. But the fridge, maybe they’re a welcome respite after a long sweaty jog? Either way…COMMUNAL fridge, buddy.

  32. At least some poor kid won’t be born into this shitty situation. I’m not pro-abortion, but it certainly has its time and place. Neither of these idiots needs to be reproducing.

    And to all the haters, it’s not like a woman hasn’t ever lied to a man about her birth control status. It’s an easy trap to fall into once you get a taste of monogomous condom-free sex.

  33. Sometimes men with vasectomies get women pregnant because the vasectomy failed. How did you manage to have the abortion if he didn’t help pay for it? If you were certain that he was the father, you could have just had the baby and left it in his living room, leaving him with the consequences of his lie – problem solved.

    I assume that having the abortion was more important to you than getting the money from him. I think that was a good decision. If he hasn’t paid you by now, don’t waste your energy and emotions being angry about it. You made the best decision for yourself that you could and HOPEFULLY learned about the magic of condoms.

    Your homework is to Google the following topics and read EVERYTHING:
    contraception
    safe sex
    tubal ligation
    birth control pill
    IUD
    morning after pill

  35. Both of my asshole brothers-in-law are bigger pieces of shit than this guy. The Vietnam vet held a knife to one sister’s throat and kicked her put of the house with just the clothes on her back, and the computer programmer abused the other sister even though she had cancer and was going through chemo. Shoes in the fridge? Unplanned pregnacy? Whatever.

  37. As a post-script, you can “know” someone for over a year and still be duped. There are such things as sociopaths. And trust me, this girl is already beating herself up for her stupidity in trusting the wrong jackass. Yes, there were probably red flags that got miseed, but degrading her further than she’s already been? Knock it off, already.

  38. Okay, “whatever” is harsh. But at least you didn’t marry this fucking asshole! Be thankful you got free of him before wasting decades of your life! And good luck.

  39. That there are many awful guys out there is no surprise. How many stupid women there are freaking amazes me every single day. Why can you not recognize the ass-wipes? They are so obvious!!!!!

  40. Oh, sweet Sat’n, I didn’t mean YOU, don’t take it personally.

    I meant for the other folks on here that are totally blaming her for being stupid enough to TRUST a fellow human.

    I’ve learned I simply can’t do that, ever, when it comes to f|_|cking. no exceptions.

  41. How can you put shoes in a communal fridge and not have them thrown out promptly? Sorry, but after a single warning of “Never again, or they’re trash!”, and those kooled kicks are history. Any complaint by the asshole in question would result in a thorough bludgeoning by some steel toed jobs.

    The reason people are drawn to this detail is that it really does indicate a sociopathic trait. Guys lying about any & everything to get laid is pretty common, but essentially putting your sweaty underwear with other people’s food is an overt act of disrespect. Huge red flag.

  42. I didn’t read any other comments, don’t want to know what the rest of you think, that said, sorry but the person that doesn’t take control of something as critical as birth control, well you reap what you sow. Fortunately or unfortunately I learned a long time ago trust no one, sad I know, but oh so true.

  43. So she’s an idiot for not predicting that he was lying to her about the vasectomy? Are you kidding me??? Women who get abused by men — and this was abuse, people — don’t see it coming because they are usually really nice people themselves. They assume most other people are nice, too. And from my experience, most are. It’s just those few supremely selfish assholes who spread misery, humiliation, and cynicism everywhere they go. If you have a brother or some good male friends, I’d send them out to punch this guy in the balls a couple of times — maybe he won’t NEED a vasectomy after that.

  44. Maybe she can bobbetize his balls, and that would ensure that no other woman has to be in her shoes. But then again, I’m sure that karma will get him sooner or later.

  46. Why do people submit to I, Anonymous? Don’t they know the nasty anti-social commenters that make up 9/10ths of the readers are just going to rip them to pieces? Masochistic, much?
    In a perfect world men and women would share equal responsibility for birth control but this ain’t that world. So unless you’re willing to give up the next 18+ years of your life just to prove how unfair it is, GET ON THE PILL.

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