You moved from your parents’ house into ours, impregnating our
roommate and infecting our happy home with your unique brand of abuse,
Republicanism, and ranting hypocrisy. You live rent-free yet berate us
nightly for flushing the toilet, watching TV, or taking off our shoes.
You’re a “recovering” alcoholic/drug addict who gets high first thing
in the morning, drinks throughout the day, and seems to be back on the
crack pipe. Get a clue. Crack and alcohol interfere with sleep. Anger
kills. Assholes go to hell. It’s no wonder you have no friends, or that
your wife’s friends/family rarely come around or invite you to
anything, or that the legions wishing you harm grow exponentially by
the day. Despite my many revenge fantasies, I truly feel sorry for you,
and sorrier still for your wife and unborn child. There’s no doubt
you’re going to hell. May Satan have mercy on your soul.