Dear Swedish Meatball: You stole thousands of dollars from your
former employer so you could buy your cheap, slutty girlfriend oversize
handbags. You will probably only get community service, because you
joined the PTA and paraded her sick kid’s wooden leg in front of the
judge. You are one of the meanest people I have ever met and I hope
that one day karma will get you. By the way, does your new employer
know about your felony? Maybe I should tell him when he’s back from
Paris.