I, Anonymous

Okay, guys. I’m as big a fan of public sex as anyone. When you two
business-suit-wearing boys went into the handicap stall of the men’s
bathroom together for a quickie at the hotel where I work, I didn’t
think it was a big enough deal to stop you. Next time I will. You two
left your semen on the floor and walls of the stall. You’re jacking and
sucking not two feet from a roll of toilet paper and a convenient way
to flush away the evidence. That’s not convenient enough for you? You
know who has to clean up your misplaced yuppie baby-gravy? A 90-pound
grandmother and housekeeper had to get all of her biohazard business on
to clean up your mess. Is it a fetish of yours to have senior-citizen
ladies who make minimum wage clean your come off the walls and floor?
Or is it your special way to say “fuck you” to the working class? So to
all of you folks having public sex, please remember that public places
need to be cleaned by someone, and no one is paid enough to clean up
the ejaculate of strangers. So have some courtesy and wipe up
afterward.
Thanks.