I, Anonymous

To the royal d-bag who wrote in two weeks ago to complain about his
three gal pals who “can’t keep [their] mouths shut about opening
[their] legs”: Get over yourself and grow up. You’re a misogynist in
the truest sense of the word. It seems the only mistake these women
have made is thinking that you’re a friend, and as such, someone they
can talk to about their lives, sex included. As for your alleged “guy
friend” who claims that a woman who talks about her sex life “either
wants to fuck you or piss you off,” tell “him” this is Seattle 2008,
not Podunk 1958; get over the virgin/whore dichotomy. Women are people,
just like you (giving you the benefit of the doubt). We like to have
sex and then we like to talk about it with our friends. You’re an
immature, self-absorbed, fleck-of-fecal-matter frat boy. The reason you
can’t get a “quality date” or a “quality fuck” in a town filled with
awesome, sexually “liberated” women is that you don’t constitute either
yourself.