Do I look like a fucking moron? You’re “allergic” to Toradol, your
regular doctor is out of town for two weeks, and your chronic low-back
pain is an “11” on a scale of 10. If only you had seen Spinal
Tap, we could enjoy a laugh together on that one. Instead, you
disgust me. I recognize your wife from numerous drug-seeking visits for
her bullshit abdominal pain. And why the fuck did you bring your infant
daughter with you? To instill some pity? You pathetic sack of shit. Meanwhile, I’ve
got an elderly heart-attack patient in the next room who actually needs
me. We all like to get high, motherfucker. Try some whiskey, pot,
cocaine, whippits, even huff some gold paint, for Christ’s fucking
sake. Just quit wasting my time with your ridiculous, transparent
scheme to score Percocet.
I, Anonymous
Daddy’s Li’l Drug Scam
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Addiction is so pathetic! Why don’t people just will themselves past PHYSIYOLOGY? You should blow that “drug seeker” off and go take care of that elderly guy in curtain two with the MI. Who probably smoked for decades, drinks too much and doesn’t eat as many vegetables as he should. Why doesn’t he just will his coronary artery occlusion away? I mean that is just physyiology too.
I think you need a hug and a change of carrier.
Still no excuse to bring children into the drug addiction loop. No excuse at all. Go get help!
I’m more concerned about a care provider that likes to get high.
Man, I wish I’d read this before I dealt with my 33 year patient who only cries with pain, limps pathetically around with his cane and has the shakes when people are looking at him. If he thinks he’s unobserved, he walks without any problem, laughs at SpongeBob SquarePants and goes theough hs mom’s purse looking for money to steal.
I would have had something to smile about while I put up with his self-serving bullshit.
snorting gold paint, really? any kind of gold paint?
love you ER nurse, you take the words right out of my mouth!! eek… but you know they really want.. “what do you call it? dil…la…d?” yep. dilaudid. gross.
@1: Physiology produces physical dependence (symptoms: vomiting, convulsions, etc.). Weak will produces addiction (symptoms: keeping doing shit that will kill you, resorting to pathetic scams to score drugs, etc.). There is a difference.
If you want to be a junkie don’t steal drugs that are meant for people who have REAL diseaes. This is why universal health care will never work here. Too many people think their supposed to get everything they want and to hell with whoever NEEDS it.