You found my phone, snooped through my text messages, and decided I
was a bigot. Congratulations, buddy! You’ve taken the first step toward
eliminating racism! I am not a racist; I am only guilty of having
friends who tell stupid jokes. Just like you, I don’t have any control
over what filth people send to my phone. I also had no say in my phone
being STOLEN from my work, my privacy being invaded by a thief (that
would be you), or having some ignorant fuck call me a racist.
Personally, I would have loved for you to have actually called my mom.
Not only would I have gotten my phone back, but she could have
explained to you that we shed joyous tears together on November 5. Was
it because we were mourning the loss of the white race? Oh no. We are
lifelong Democrats, AND WE ARE ALSO BLACK PEOPLE. You’ve heard of black
people, right? They’re the ones you’re righteously crusading for, you
piece of shit. However, you may have never seen one up close all the
way up there on your high horse. Also, way to lie about that “loving
black cock” text message. A quick survey of my friends proved your
story to be false. Not only are you a thief, you’re also a
self-aggrandizing liar. Stay classy! recommended

75 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. how do you know it’s fake? unless the guy from the original post says it’s fake so he doesn’t look like an asshole.

    Brown – pale face chick Salad tosser

  4. OK:

    The real guy had photos of himself on the phone and he was white.

    The jokes were originating from him, not just his friends.

    The phone was on the ground on a city street.

    So this is either a fake or some other phone, dude.

  5. Also, I should point out that I wasn’t trying to be politically correct. Racism pisses me off, so I was doing something about it–something mean, immature, and illegal yes, but also SO satisfying.

    Those who don’t care for what I did can suck it.

  7. I think all of these comments are fake.

    Well, except the one where the person admits to a Counting Crows fetish, you really can’t make that shit up.

    Anglo-Irish
    Likes sex with potatoes while fighting drunk.

  8. Nice of you to tell those racist jokes again, I-Anon. That’s what was really classy.

    You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.

    I just shat on your face,

    Kep

  10. A lot of my co-workers got the same text messages after the election, and most we’re from there black friends. People need to cool out… the dudeman won!

  14. It basically boils down to this….any kind of joke which insinuates violence of any kind to a certain group in society (eg..lynching…) is well…dangerous…not to be politically correct to a fault but let’s revisit this…..the point where you find it acceptable to blow off a joke or comment which is ultimately mean-spirited is the point to which you accept your own role in the desensitization of cruelty and violence in society. You can argue that the gesture is symbolic of you trivializing this hate and diminishing its power…but at the same time you can easily propagate the hate and also affirm the discrimination. I think many of us can recollect a time in our growth where we were the butt end of jokes….how did that make us feel? Unworthy, anxious, inferior….Let’s realize that jokes, comments, etc..carry the weight and the trials and tribulations of our ancestors. We owe it to them to prove ourselves in these modern times…we are STILL affected by our environment…STILL aware that a mean-spirited, fear-driven comment affects and has an effect on the community of which we live

  16. The person who claims to have found the phone says:

    1) They found a lost phone on the street
    2) Phone contained racist text messages
    3) They texted a (rude) counter-response
    4) Implied that the phone’s owner was white [I think an earlier, Slogged version of this message included a part about pics of his girlfriend and the guy’s tattoos]

    The person responding to this message thinks they’re the person whose phone was stolen because:

    1) Their phone was stolen in an office
    2) Phone (ostensibly) contained racist text messages
    3) No text messages were sent from said phone
    4) He is black

    It’s very likely that more than one missing phone in Seattle that week contained racist text messages.

    If it’s not patently fake, it’s very likely they’re talking about different missing phones.

  20. its either fake, or some different guy who happened to have his phone go missing and thought the last letter was about him…when it wasnt. Why lie about the black cock txt? there is absolutely no risk in sending that. I’m thinking this is one of HUNDREDS of people who dropped their phone filled with inappropriate content this month…

    And seriously, you pussy, I had MY phone stolen once, and the guy sent PHOTOS of his cock to everyone I know, and I never got my panties in a bunch about it. Get over it.

  24. I agree with some of the statements made, regardless of what the text said, the situation wasn’t handled the best. Sometimes we have to attack racist statements, not people (unless we have direct evidence of racism). In all reality the first person invaded the other’s privacy, and then destroyed property.
    In regards to this being fake, how can we tell either of these I, Anonymous postings are real? Let’s comment on the issues, not the stories.

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