You are a miserable piece of shit. A slimy, corn-studded turd
without feelings. You drew me in with a sob story of your shitty
childhood, your divorce, and your bipolar disorder. I was at the lowest
point of my life, and you took advantage of that, assuring me you
understood my pain. I was starving, and you were there offering me a
crumb. I blindly accepted it, not realizing that you were really a
womanizing sociopath. I risked my marriage and family. When the fog
cleared, I saw you for what you really are: a fat, depressed loser with
nothing to his name but desperation, loneliness, and material things he
can’t afford.
I must tell you that when you were fucking me for that one week in
April, I had to sometimes open my eyes to make sure I was not being
fucked by a rutting moose. Your grunts and groans were a major turnoff,
and the only way I could actually reach orgasm was to think of my
husband. You think you are a swinging bachelor and a hot lover, but it
was only my dirty fantasies that gave me those multiple orgasms, not
your strangely shaped pencil-thin dick. 
What. A. Fucking. Whore.
No, seriously. You’re a fucking tramp, a trollop, a cumdumpster of the third magnitude. Sure, placing blame on the dude that fucked you might be in order to make you feel better about the way you went about it, but you know what? You fucked him. You might have fucked him because you were in a sexless marriage, or you were in love with him for that moment, but you’re still a whore.
Actually, no. I take that back. Whores have sex for money. For them, it’s a transaction. Something that is given on a basic level. I don’t think I could fault a woman who sells her body for money, because that’s a specific choice.
I can, however, fault a woman whose entire pathetic cry out against the mistake she made once against a guy who she willingly and happily rubbed bellies with is the culpability. You fucking gutter trash. Seriously. The volume of people who are fully wondering where the hell you get off whining about the guy YOU fucked is vastly outnumbering your pathetic supporters.
You’re not a whore. Whores, prostitutes, and other women who engage in sex for money have at least some vestige of legitimacy. You’re just a worthless little gutterslut.
No, seriously, IA girl. Your life? It is very, very sad. And not worthy of IA. Possibly simply publishable only as a dire warning to others.
Wow, I am so glad to see some previous commentators called this selfish whore out on her gripe. A couple sentences into it, all I could think was,’holy shit, did she just write that she is married, with kids, and has the shallowness of character to judge or chastise another for ANYTHING??!!’. I can only hope that this womans acquaintances, or friends of her family, recognize the language, and betray her to watch what little she does have (and obviously takes for granted) go up in flames. What a wretched whore.
I think I encountered this guy in St. Louis eight or nine years ago. Give this woman a break. You don’t know all the details of her life or how much this guys may have shit on her. It’s pretty clear to me that her really took advantage of her. Damn… you folks really do think you are so morally superior, don’t you?!
you fucking slimeball cheating scag, i hope you get aids and die you loser. most of all i hope your husband finds out its you and dumps your worthless ass. you have no room to talk about anybody. just die dirtbag
wow i am actually surprised at all of the people who seem to live their lives so purely that they can trash this anonymous confessor so cruelly. really?? you want her to die because she made a stupid mistake?? i’m sorry i didn’t realize we were living in freakin afghanistan here. i’m glad i never confessed some of the stupid things i’ve done in this forum — geez people have a tiny bit of sympathy for a slutty married girl who discovers that a fling with a slob is nothing to get excited about. has no one else ever felt that low or done anything that self-destructive before? at least let her experience serve as a warning instead of wishing her dead. jesus fucking christ!!!
kp … yeah, maybe we’ve done self destructive stuff before. But really, have we ever posted it online and called OURSELVES the victim. At least without more info.
And then to judge the person who “victimized” us to a higher standard than ourselves.
And then of course to post this online?
You see where I am going? Most likely the same attention grabbing stunt that got her in the sack with pencil dick in the first place.
If these men are so awful, why do you sleep with them?
YOU cheat, more than once if that “one week in April” comment is to be believed, and you blame the GUY? WTF! Why did you go back? For the weird shape, the pencil thinness of the dick, the strange grunting, or the fact that just the thought of your husband got you off?
Sounds to me like you’re a cheater, but you won’t accept responsibility and therefor will probably never change. Sad.
Sleeping with fat pencil dick that you think is gross: Bad.
Having an affair: REALLY BAD
But I understand being at a point where you have next to zero self esteem and having someone take advantage of that.
Is it pencil dicks fault? Probably not. Messed up people tend to gravitate toward each other.
This woman was just releasing her disgust over the whole thing. I can sense her own self loathing in every venomous sentence.
I’ve been there. I’d been at a really low point in my life and thought I’d met a man who would appreciate me and treat me with kindness because I was probably the only chick on the planet that would sleep with him. Instead, he turned out to be just as ugly on the inside as he was on the outside.
I take responsibility and have since vowed not to sleep with anymore douchebags. I hope this chick does the same.
Hey, not fair! Where does a guy FIND all these women desperate enough to sleep with fat pencil-dicked losers? No, seriously, I need to know for…uh…personal reasons…
Is this the same chick that thought she was corresponding with Matthew Perry on facebook?
Yuck, you let him stick his tiny fat guy wang in you. The memory of that should be punishment enough for any cheating on your part.
lmao, this ia was excellent in my opinion. I hope she reads these comments. she admitted to having ” multiple orgasms” yet she clowned on his penis. low point and her life but she risked her children and family because of her dirty fantasies. this chick is insane! lol
i just want to thank every commentator in this blog for bashing this slut and almost making me shit myself laughing, specially the ” mom, is that you ? ” post..lmao. can i get a round of applause for mr.pencil dick ? LOL
If you have a pencil dick you can use a banana as a sub for a vag. Microwave it first for 10 secs. It’s really good.