You are a miserable piece of shit. A slimy, corn-studded turd
without feelings. You drew me in with a sob story of your shitty
childhood, your divorce, and your bipolar disorder. I was at the lowest
point of my life, and you took advantage of that, assuring me you
understood my pain. I was starving, and you were there offering me a
crumb. I blindly accepted it, not realizing that you were really a
womanizing sociopath. I risked my marriage and family. When the fog
cleared, I saw you for what you really are: a fat, depressed loser with
nothing to his name but desperation, loneliness, and material things he
can’t afford.

I must tell you that when you were fucking me for that one week in
April, I had to sometimes open my eyes to make sure I was not being
fucked by a rutting moose. Your grunts and groans were a major turnoff,
and the only way I could actually reach orgasm was to think of my
husband. You think you are a swinging bachelor and a hot lover, but it
was only my dirty fantasies that gave me those multiple orgasms, not
your strangely shaped pencil-thin dick. recommended

65 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. Yeah. He’s the loser. Right. You risked your marriage (to a guy who actually gets you hot) because YOU were at your lowest point. The only reason you’re lashing out now is you seem to have been dumped. Fog clearing my ass. Idiot. Bet you’ll risk it again for the next crumb. Because you’re stupid.

  3. I know it goes against everything commentators stand for on this section, but give her the benefit of the doubt, she may have been at her lowest point because her husband had cheated on her. That doesn’t make it right, but still, you have know idea what was going on in her life or marriage. Maybe she is loser. Pencil dick is a loser, but above all those without compassion are losers, pathetic, bitter, ect.

  4. Oh my god, does this guy live in Flagstaff AZ? I think I dated him last summer…again…I too was in the lowest point of my life, so of course I scraped the bottom of the man barrel.
    No, I wasn’t married though. Thank god.

  5. I know it goes against everything commentators stand for on this section, but give her the benefit of the doubt, she may have been at her lowest point because her husband had cheated on her. That doesn’t make it right, but still, you have know idea what was going on in her life or marriage. Maybe she is loser. Pencil dick is a loser, but above all those without compassion are losers, pathetic, bitter, ect.

  6. obvisouly she got dumped by this loser and realized what and idiot she is and got pissed. that this so called loser dumped her and not the other way around. typical cheating bitch blaming the guy for her cheating. that being said, how can i contact you for a good time honey, i got a little pencil dick too.

  8. Wow, a ranting IA that can’t really name any bad behavior (he grunts, his dick is small, he’s fat) but admits to cheating and calls the dude a sociopath for no offered reason at all.

    Yeah, this IA is expunging her own guilt and hurt by lashing out the dude she chose to fuck. And if he does get around to fucking a lot of women, which seems to be part of her gripe (and the only cogent comment she made as to his character) he probably doesn’t care that she thinks he’s got a small dick.

  10. These are tedious and boring. I, Anon used to be interesting. Now its just another outlet for classless whining. Fuck off, already…come back when you have something juicy to tell us…

  12. Did you have an affair with Charles Bukowski? That’s all I could picture during this entire read. You always read encounters from Buks side but never from the side of women whom he womanized.

    Its mildly interesting if you re-read it with that in mind… otherwise its just about some hussie with bad judgement.

    Chinaski you pencil dicked sonofabitch!

  13. Did you have an affair with Charles Bukowski? That’s all I could picture during this entire read. You always read encounters from Buks side but never from the side of women whom he womanized.

    Its mildly interesting if you re-read it with that in mind… otherwise its just about some hussie with bad judgement.

    Chinaski you pencil dicked sonofabitch!

  14. Well, she DID CHOOSE this lover-boy.

    I’m not concerned one way or the other with the being married.

    It’s just that some dumb broads have NO ability to make discriminating choices.

  15. I can hear her now:

    “Good judgment? What’s that? We’re not supposed to judge people!”

    “Discriminating choices? What’s that? We’re not supposed to discriminate!”

    My first-grade report card had a checkbox rating for “good judgment”. Too bad it went out of style.

  16. I talked to this guy… Here’s what he had to say about you:

    “When the fog cleared, I saw her for what she really was: a fat, depressed loser with nothing to her name but desperation, loneliness, and material things she can’t afford.”

    Apparently, like minded people attract.

  17. Seems his pencil was good enough for that one week in April. Hope she didn’t drag home some nasty disease to her husband.

    He had a shitty childhood, divorce, and bipolar disorder. Get a clue,this should have had you running as fast as you could the other direction. And you’re surprised you got used.

    Moron.

  19. I agree. I,A is weak as sh1t these days. I go to read other cities’, like “Hey, You” in the OC Weekly. Now there’s some douchebaggery to revel in!

  20. Last April? You’ve been holding on to this all that time? You’re just processing this now? I suggest therapy over affairs for you.

  21. Hey, you let a jumbo nutbag mount ya. Lower the bar another notch.That way you”ll keep attracting retarded fuck-trash.Yeah and keep on being fashionably morose, it’s the new black.

  24. How is it you told me you hadn’t had an orgasm in years with you husband and the first night with me you had “multiple orgasms”? Ah yes, only by fantasizing about your husband. And if I’m so fat and got a pencil dick how come you swallowed every drop?

    Listen bitch, after that week in april I fucked your husband for a week in May, and he had no complaints what-so-ever.

  25. man, for the entire first paragraph, i thought to myself… “i don’t remember sleeping with anyone who was married, last april!?”

  26. As the child of a cheater, (who ended up getting the raw end of the deal because that’s what he deserved) I have no sympathy for a selfish, self absorbed lowlife and her complaints about her affair. Just be glad that you are manipulative enough to keep your family together, and I hope they at least come out unscathed.

  28. Though it differs, doesn’t everyone have a low point.? She can jugde herself because she knows her own standards. And likewise she knows who is waisting her time. The point is the first person can easily recognise something out of place in thier own life and can feel the pain and regret.

    Ashley
    dudd.ashley@yahoo.com

  29. Just because someone does not want to be with you does not make them a bad person. Besides, you are a cheating wife, so you don’t have much room to judge someone else’s sexual lifestyle.

  32. I thought this was to be a charming reminisce of childhood, like watching A Christmas Story…
    oops.
    and hell, as a kid I was raped repeatedly by my grandmas’ dead cat but you don’t hear me bitchin..

  33. I thought this week’s I,A was okay but the comments were actually more entertaining. I am so on side with Val: “Too bad it [good judgment] went out of style.”

  35. “Waaaaaaah. Waaaaaah. Someone call the waaaaaabulance.”

    Seriously. She fucks some other dude. She puts her marriage at risk. She KNOWS she’s a fucking whore for doing it, and somehow, the guy who she sleeps with is the bad guy?

    I mean, on some level I feel for her and her fucking stupid decision, but come on, you cheap trollop, what did you expect? You wanted some guy who fucked you and was willing to fuck a married chick to be the stud of your life? What a sleazy little whore. What’d be even more hilarious is if you brought home an STD as a result of your little indiscretion.

  37. ouch … everything has already been said.

    Worst I. Annon.
    What gives her the right to judge the guy she cheated with?

    What more is there to say? She was so self rightous (maybe even neglectful and bitchy toward the husband??) until she slept with a womanizing fatty? Then goes back to husband knocked down a few pegs and realizes how good she had it. Perhaps a better, tolerant, and more accepting of the life she had.

    This could be a beautiful thing, it’s own way. Not I Annon. worthy, listening to the self-righteous ramble of a defeated woman.

  39. I have no sympathy for her. Take responsibility for your actions, Anon! And making fun of his body and his dick size after you’ve fucked him? Lowest of the low.

    Women jumping to this whiner’s defense need to take a look at their own double standards. If it was a man talking shit about a woman’s body like that, you’d be flipping out.

  40. Quote:

    “You drew me in with a sob story of your shitty childhood, your divorce, and your bipolar disorder.”

    You must be quite “needy”. A pathetic story from a certified loser.

  45. sorry anonymous, but it’s you who are the pathetic one in this story. you let some poor fat idiot fuck you because of some lame sob story? good for him. you are an idiot, i hope your husband leaves you.

  46. I don’t begrudge someone doing something stupid when at a low point (whatever that may be, the author gives no descriptive details, beyond spewing her bile into words) but this doesn’t make any sense.

    Other posters have said this, but it bears repeating: If the guy is so gross and a jerk then why have sex with him? Then, if you do consent to have sex w/ him because you’re at “a low point” why get so pissed off afterward?

    A little clarifying detail would help, but it’s absence is telling. It makes Go Poke look like she lacks the ability to reflect and take responsibility for her own behavior. But, maybe she did that after she wrote this thing.

  49. Who is pathetic here? The fat guy with a small, funny-shaped dick who sucks in the sack or the married chick who fucks him? My opinion – you are! If your husband can’t get you wet anymore, can’t remember your birthday, and leaves you feeling like you need to find a lover who will fuck you good and buy you flowers, it’s time to speak up or get divorced. Your husband might be a douche who treats you like crap, but your response is to fuck some random fat guy… WTF? I’d bet money that if this guy dialed you up right now and talked nice, you’d be hopping up and down on his pencil-dick in no time.

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