I Love Television

Humpy is on vacation this week, so enjoy a preview of this week’s
shows.

Thursday, October 15

9:00 NBC THE
OFFICE

When an insurance salesman visits the office, Dwight is naturally
convinced he’s a member of the Mafia. Wait… what??

9:30
NBC 30 ROCK

Season premiere! Jack orders Liz to scout out some “fresh
talent” for TGS. (“Fresh talent” = “possible
replacements.”)

Friday, October 16

8:00 SMALLVILLE

Jor-El gives Clark the ability to hear people’s thoughts. Let’s try
it out: “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!”

10:00
LOBSTERMEN

Debut! A new show about lobster fishermen, but not about
genetically mutated “lobstermen.” BOOO!!

Saturday, October 17

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE

This week: hunky Gerard Butler and skanky Shakira.

Sunday, October 18

8:00 BBCA OCCUPATION

Debut! A miniseries about three Brit soldiers who return to
Iraq to take care of some “unfinished business.”

9:00 IFC
MONTY PYTHON: ALMOST THE TRUTH

Debut! A documentary series that charts the rise and
continued rise of Britain’s most famous comedy troupe.

Monday, October 19

8:00 NBC HEROES

This week’s guest star: Ghostbusters‘ Ernie Hudson! He
ain’t afraid of no ghosts!

Tuesday, October 20

8:00 ABC SHARK TANK

Season finale! The dick millionaires get one more chance to
show off how dickish they can be.

9:00 CW MELROSE
PLACE

Former Melrose resident Jo (Daphne Zuniga) drops by to show off her
plastic surgery.

Wednesday, October 21

8:00 LOCK ‘N LOAD

Debut! A new reality show about the positively scary
employees and customers of a Colorado gun shop.

9:00
GLEE

The so-called cool kids at McKinley High think they’re so freaking
cool! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!!