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“That’s the last time I let a girl give me a bucket ride.”
“…aaaaaand here comes the gas. You know, with a name like the “Humane Society”, that plywood backdrop seems cruelly tacky.“
“Who knew we’d be the only ones here?”
“Shit.”
we’re having savage a la orange for dinner tonight.
“So you’re telling me that only pitt bulls wearing lipstick get into heaven.” “I thought that only applied to assholes who wanted to be president.”
“Goin’ to the fights tonight? I’m putting my money on Michael Vick.”
Now where is that darn St. Pitter?
Now were is that darn St. Pitter?
Wait, are we supposed to be dogs? Why do I have whiskers and point ears… OH GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT M-
Wait, are we supposed to be dogs? Why do I have whiskers and pointy ears… OH GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT M-
Uhhh …. teabaggers! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh! Huh-heh!**
(**This caption can be used in any liberal rag, under any picture. With it, you’re guaranteed a week’s worth of sure-fire laughs from progressives who think they are being witty and intelligent!)
@ 12
I have to admit, I’m sort of enjoying your satirization of a dumbass trying to bait liberals, but I think you’re laying on the stupid a little too thick, while your satire is underdeveloped. Try revising this for the next caption contest, I’m sure you’ll do better.
Remember: Just because you’re pretending to be a dumbass doesn’t mean you don’t have to think out the joke.
@13
The sad part is, I don’t think he’s pretending.
“Not much of a fucking Heaven. I’m still neutered.”
All I wanted to do was whittle me a fetching stick!
#15 FTW!
Michael Vick, eh? Me too…
Did I miss the announcement of the winners?
@19 – yes, everyone who never saw this page is a winner.
@19: Ha!
You call this heaven? It doesn’t even smell like ass and there’s no baby buffet.