7 replies on “New Column!”

  1. Dear God, Why are Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman such Asses? I mean really, do you french kiss so well that these fools will remake the U.S.A. into such a living hell? WTF? Are you evening paying attention to the shite they are vomiting; and are their supporters so “god-CRAZY” that they can usurper the very foundation of government? Is this your doing; or after an eternity are you just bored shitless and don’t give a fuck? I mean seriously your dudeness, chill your frothy mouthed believers out on the verve and get with the program.
    Best Regards,
    Assgrabber.

  2. Dear God,

    Can you please smite all the computer nerds in town? There needs to be some room made for those who don’t have microprocessors between our ears and USB ports between our legs.

    Oh yeah. Thanks for the summer. It was too short and sucked. Try harder or we’ll convert to Zoroastrianism.

  3. dear god, can you please help me not hate my job so much? it would be nice not to dread going to work everyday. or help me figure out a new career path. thanks, mo

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