December 12, 2002 · VOL. 12, NO. 13
FRONT OF BOOK Letters: Sittin’ at home with my dick on hard/So I got the black book for a freak to call/Picked up the telephone, then dialed the seven digits…. Last Days: Said, “Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?”…. NEWS I arrived at her house, knocked on the door/Not having no idea what the night had in store/I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning…. FEATURE I have an appetite for sex, ’cause me so horny…. FILM Girls always ask me why I fuck so much/I say, “What’s wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?”…. BOOKS ‘Cause you’re the one, and you shouldn’t be mad/I won’t tell your mama if you don’t tell your dad…. ART I know he’ll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted/Won’t your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?…. THEATER I’m a freak in heat/A dog without warning…. FOOD My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny…. MUSIC You can say I’m desperate…. ETC. It’s My Party: Even call me perverted…. Celeb I Saw U: Too gay…. I Love TV: But you say I’m a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted…. Control Tower: I’ll play with your heart just like it’s a game/Be blowing your mind while you’re blowing my brains…. Savage Love: I’m just like that man they call Georgie Puddin’ Pie/I fuck all the girls and I make ’em cry…. Obits: I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning/My appetite is for sex ’cause me so horny.