My boyfriend loves getting blowjobs when he gets home from work, right as The Rachel Maddow show is starting. I’m supposed to be on my knees on the floor right at 6 p.m. with the TV tuned to MSNBC—and if not, he spanks me with a wooden paddle we bought at Doghouse. I love the spankings, but not as much as I love sucking his dick while he watches TV. It’s a good thing I don’t care about the news, because I can’t see the TV in either of the positions my boyfriend likes me to be in. Sometimes when The 11th Hour with Brian Williams comes on, we’re on the couch and at it again. I don’t know why, but Brian Williams’s voice gets me so fucking turned on. I could suck cock for days listening to Brian Williams’s voice. When Donald Trump’s voice comes on, or Michael Cohen’s, or Vladimir Putin’s, I’m so happy I can’t see the TV. All I can see is my boyfriend’s delicious cock. “ZACK”
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