Credit: "Chet Clapper"

I’m sure you’re aware that this past Monday was Flag Day. The City of Spokane made a special announcement to celebrate the holy day for vexillologists:

The Spokane Flag Commission was created in 2019. Commissioners received over 400 designs since then, and they landed on… this one. I think it’s fine. It’s certainly better than the Flag of Seattle, which looks like Chief Seattle resting in the belly of a giant sperm. It’s bad.

As a reminder, here’s what makes a good flag:

And as another reminder, here’s the flag Stranger readers couldn’t shut up about in 2019, a flag that haunts me to this day.

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“Chet Clapper”

Please appraise Spokane’s new flag in the comments.

Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.