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America is turning into a burning garbage heap of immorality and tyranny. Hello, I’m Phillip Abernathy, and I’m a fourth grader at John Muir Elementary School—and my concern for America continues. Yes, I may be “only” 9 years old, but my eyes are wide open to the bureaucratic corruption that has polluted America—and, by extension, Mrs. Pullman’s entire fourth grade class.

Example ONE: Fish Stick Fridays. Our glorious Constitution (supreme law of the land) grants us freedom of choice, and yet, where is the choice or indeed the freedom in being served fish sticks at lunch every… single… Friday? Patriots such as myself have taken our grievances to our student government—GRIEVANCES IGNORED…