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GET IN HERE, MILLENNIALS
EVERYONE JUST WANTS A HANDOUT!!! THEPALMER/Getty

It is self-evident that taking breaks to spend time with one’s family is for LOSERS who don’t want to work for their money.

But you know what would be even better than working over the holiday? Making all of your own tools first.

While other crybabies will be off the clock, putting in some necessary self-maintenance so they can continue to work without a social safety net until they are dead, winners like these are making their own stoves out of dirt.

GET ON IT, SLACKERS! SOME OF US ARE WORKING VERY HARD *checks clock* TWO HOURS BEFORE THE HOLIDAY BREAK!

Sydney Brownstone writes about the environment, sexual assault, and general news for The Stranger. In 2017, her boss and Pulitzer winner Eli Sanders nominated her coverage of Seattle porn scammer Matt...