JOE MABEL
Like a lot of Seattleites, I’ve been feeling the Bern pretty hard for several months, and the rally at Safeco Field last weekend really cemented my belief in what Senator Sanders is all about. Still, I worry about when Trump and his thugs pull out their big guns and really start going after the guy. Do I vote my conscience or hedge my bets?
Truly,
Stalking Horse Whisperer
Oh, speaking of Bern: Before I answer your question, I’d like to begin by assuring you and everyone that I AM NOT A FUCKING ASHTRAY! I’m a TREE! A sad tree, yes, but a tree. That means I’m alive, you know?…