Credit: STEVEN WEISSMAN

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STEVEN WEISSMAN

I used to go to a gym downtown, but I’ve recently changed because of you. When will you realize you’re gross? You are creepy beyond words and as discreet as a giant green elephant. You’re a 40ish guy who works out for a bit and then spends a loooong time cruising the locker room and sauna…