REPUTATION ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Heavy-metal orc killers

Metalcore Jesus freaks

PEDIGREE

Judas Priest

Stryper (automatic 250-point charisma deduction)

WEAPON OF CHOICE

“Kill the orcs, slay the orcs, destroy the orcs”

“No matter what’s in my heart/You are the one who cares” (automatic 500-point mana deduction)

WHEN NOT SLAUGHTERING FOOLS

Eating the beating hearts of their victims

Rewatching crazy Mel’s The Passion

SPECIAL POWERS

Summoning the unholy cyborg Wykdtron

Ichthys throwing stars

WINNER

Martyrs die, gladiators rule the world

3 Inches of Blood play the Exhibition Hall Sun 7:45–8:45 pm. As I Lay Dying play the Exhibition Hall Sun 9:30–10:30 pm.