They say “greatest of all time,” but that’s a pretty bold claim. Still, as long as you have, “I’ll take you to the bank: to the blood bank,” in there, it’s a good collection.
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Wow. That’s too much Joe Pesci for 8 in the morning.
However, the “I’ll stick my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!” is a line I hope I never forget.
Thanks for sharing, Dan. Made a nice accompaniment for my lunch ๐
No Roadhouse?
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison” should probably be in the top 10.
What about Sigourney Weaver in Aliens? “You let her go, you BITCH!”
Goddamn I love Lucy Liu.
I was disappointed they chose that warning from Tombstone, but not: “You tell ’em I’m comin’, and hell’s comin’ with me!”
Needs Ice-T’s line from New Jack City: “I wanna shoot you so bad my dick’s hard.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cbIOcIRz…
No Big Trouble in Little China?
“I’ll have you sent to the Hell of Being Skinned Alive! It’s that simple!”
5280 is in a movie?