They say “greatest of all time,” but that’s a pretty bold claim. Still, as long as you have, “I’ll take you to the bank: to the blood bank,” in there, it’s a good collection.

Anthony Hecht is The Stranger's Chief Technology Officer. He owns no monkeys.

8 replies on “100 Movie Threats”

  1. Wow. That’s too much Joe Pesci for 8 in the morning.

    However, the “I’ll stick my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!” is a line I hope I never forget.

  2. Goddamn I love Lucy Liu.

    I was disappointed they chose that warning from Tombstone, but not: “You tell ’em I’m comin’, and hell’s comin’ with me!”

  3. No Big Trouble in Little China?

    “I’ll have you sent to the Hell of Being Skinned Alive! It’s that simple!”

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