8:00 11 WWF SMACKDOWN
Wahhh! This is the last time we'll get to see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin flip somebody off and pour a beer on their head!!
8:00 TNT DIRTY DANCING -- Movie
Wahhh! This is the last time we'll get to see Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey rub their nasty crotches together!!
9:00 QVC MILLENNIAL COUNTDOWN HOME SHOPPING
Quick! Buy as much shit as you possibly can, and don't worry! You won't have to pay for it!!
5:55 am 4 ABC 2000
Around-the-clock coverage of the new year from all points on the globe (in other words, watch people in other time zones die horrible deaths).
5:00 MTV MTV 2 LARGE
Your only opportunity to see the Backstreet Boys, Puff Daddy, and Blink 182 perish in flames!
11:30 4 NEW YEAR'S AT THE NEEDLE
For those uninterested in having a safe night of fun with me at the Breakroom, go ahead and risk your life with the rest of the terrorists at the Space Needle. See if I care.
THERE IS NO MORE TELEVISION.
THERE IS NO MORE TELEVISION.
THERE IS NO MORE TELEVISION.
THERE IS NO MORE TELEVISION.
THERE IS NO MORE TELEVISION.
Remember! The last day to send e-mail (before my computer goes to shit) is Dec 31! steve@thestranger.com
