Looking to suffer, but not up for making the trek to Bothell Lake City to hear the son of the man who created Ziggy read from his inspirational memoir Zig-Zagging: Loving Madly, Losing Badly—How Ziggy Saved My Life? Head directly to the Rendezvous, where tonight BadMovieArt presents 1983's stunningly awful Pia Zadora travesty The Lonely Lady. Here's a taste.

The horror begins at 7pm, and I can't find any info about ticket price, but whatever it is, it'll be worth it.