Looking to suffer, but not up for making the trek to Bothell Lake City to hear the son of the man who created Ziggy read from his inspirational memoir Zig-Zagging: Loving Madly, Losing Badly—How Ziggy Saved My Life? Head directly to the Rendezvous, where tonight BadMovieArt presents 1983’s stunningly awful Pia Zadora travesty The Lonely Lady. Here’s a taste.
The horror begins at 7pm, and I can’t find any info about ticket price, but whatever it is, it’ll be worth it.
Whaddya talkin’ about, Pia Zadora is the greatest actress of all time. And she gets the scripts, too.
Of course you’re right. No one gets—SPOILER ALERT!—sexually assaulted with a garden hose like Pia Zadora.
Lake Forest Park ain’t Bothell. Third Place Books isn’t much beyond Lake City.
3: Whoops, sorry, fixing now.
@2 — few are brave enough to even try. She’s awfully good at weird sexy times with da-da, too (Butterfly). This one’s better, though; Butterfly is awfully slow-moving. It does have both Orson Welles AND Ed McMahon, though. I think by this time Welles was the worse actor.
I have a difficult time deciding which of the many trainwreck scenes is my favorite…the aforementioned rape with garden hose…the sex on the pool table scene…her washing the lesbian filth off her in the shower scene after she submits to some lesbionic advances…the nervous breakdown…her parting words to “The Academy” after winning the award.
delicious…AND with a young Ray Liotta as the rapist!
Not to mention her character’s obvious brilliance as a script doctor.
“WHY?!?!”
This has long been my “all-time worst movie”–and thanks to the glories of Cinemax in the 80’s, I’ve seen it as often as some of you have seen Rocky Horror…
badmovieart’s low-res myspace poster seems to blurrily indicate that the price is “$5 suggested donation.”
Due to Strangeways’ comment, I will SO be there.
It sounds like fun. If you ever take your show on the road, come to Baltimore.
Ah Pia Zadora. A budding jerker-offer’s best friend.
@10, bathtub scene in “Butterfly”, am I right?
I LOVE this movie! And it’s time for its moment in the sun. How about “Luna” with Jill Clayburgh next?