Film/TV Aug 11, 2014 at 10:52 am

Christian Mingle: The Movie

Dan Savage
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It's really obvious NOW, anyway. Dan, I think you just made it happen.
Pope Buck I on August 11, 2014 at 10:58 AM Report this
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What's with all these preachy movies coming out lately?

It would have been better if she'd turned him into an atheist.
Urgutha Forka on August 11, 2014 at 11:06 AM Report this
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You are spot on Savage. Morgan Fairchild was Culture of the highest quality in the 1980s. Good call.
dnt trust me on August 11, 2014 at 11:14 AM Report this
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Christian Tingle: Find God's Snatch For You.
Hanoumatoi on August 11, 2014 at 11:26 AM Report this
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Yes, it's such a shame to see how far Morgan Fairchild has fallen, especially after she was nominated for an Academy Award for her breathtaking role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2.
Drew J on August 11, 2014 at 11:35 AM Report this
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Daniel, stop trying to make "God's snatch" happen! It’s not going to happen!
psbirch on August 11, 2014 at 11:48 AM Report this
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I like the smiling zombie seen. This is about zombies, right?
Pope Peabrain on August 11, 2014 at 11:52 AM Report this
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That movie looks so fetch!
nocutename on August 11, 2014 at 11:57 AM Report this
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Ugh, scene.
Pope Peabrain on August 11, 2014 at 11:58 AM Report this
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"...Paul and I"? Ouch.
on August 11, 2014 at 12:06 PM Report this
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"In church, no one can hear you scream."
Dougsf on August 11, 2014 at 12:09 PM Report this
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@9 "Fetch" is not going to happen.
ScrawnyKayaker on August 11, 2014 at 12:12 PM Report this
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I don't think her father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
miark on August 11, 2014 at 12:15 PM Report this
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I too was caught off guard by the Corbin Bernsen writer/director credit. Checked out his wikipedia page via the link and, sure enough, he's a goofball Christian. Far more importantly, via that same link, I learned that "Bernsen has one of the largest snow globe collections in the world. Bernsen said in an interview on Marie by Marie Osmond on January 21, 2013 that he had 8,000 snow globes in his collection."

So that's... something.
mikethehammer on August 11, 2014 at 12:23 PM Report this
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I think the excessive botox use on Morgan's part is much sadder.
neo-realist on August 11, 2014 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Christian Dangle
Gern Blanston on August 11, 2014 at 12:26 PM Report this
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Lacey Chabert NOOOOO!

That is SOOOO not fetch!
brandon on August 11, 2014 at 12:32 PM Report this
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Crispin Mingle?
mikethehammer on August 11, 2014 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Yea, this movie would have been so much funnier from an atheist, agnostic, or even Jewish perspective.

Think about it, atheist gal has to introduce her stereotypical Christian love to her stereotypical Hasidic Jew family. Let the quirks begin!
Bloated Jesus is Bloated on August 11, 2014 at 12:42 PM Report this
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Girl shows up to a picnic in the park wearing robe and sandals.
Guy smiles charmingly, "Usually people wear denim to a picnic."
Record Scratch
Donkey Face on August 11, 2014 at 12:47 PM Report this
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@16: Ohgod. Which of Morgan's parts got botoxed?!
rob! on August 11, 2014 at 1:15 PM Report this
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This trailer has such a made-for-Hallmark-Channel vibe.
Kevin_BGFH on August 11, 2014 at 1:18 PM Report this
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I googled Lacey Chabert to see if she was a known super-Christian. What I got was a lot of images of her in a bra. For what that's worth.
nocutename on August 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM Report this
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It's all pretty obvious:

-Porn parody title: Tinder: The Movie

-Secular PG version: Match.com: The Movie

-R rated spin off: OKCupid: The Movie
dwightmoodyforgetsthings on August 11, 2014 at 1:52 PM Report this
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It's for realz?
on August 11, 2014 at 1:57 PM Report this
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@24: wow, you weren't kidding. She apparently takes the Lacey part seriously.
gnossos on August 11, 2014 at 2:28 PM Report this
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"You're going to be the last [single woman] standing." Ohhh, the horror! The unspeakable pain of being a single woman over thirty! No such female has ever survived such aaaaagony!

I know that most rom-coms aren't distinguished by their progressive view of gender roles, but the female lead in this one seem even more desperate for a guy (any guy) than usual.
Clayton on August 11, 2014 at 3:01 PM Report this
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Wait, this is real? I was expecting a mashup of Cristian Mingle commercials made to look like a movie trailer. (And even wondered whether eHarmony would be funnier.)

Cow Manure Fetish Man didn't make me sick. This did.
Everybody on August 11, 2014 at 3:08 PM Report this
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...and another thing: at one point in the trailer, one of the female lead's friends says, in a voice of shocked disapproval, "But you met him online!"

Is that supposed to be unusual?

Clayton on August 11, 2014 at 3:11 PM Report this
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Waiting for Corbin Bersen: my eight thousand cold balls documentary. Musical?
Headlikeahole on August 11, 2014 at 3:15 PM Report this
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If I didn't know about Christianity, I would totally love this. But now that I know? That dude is a self-righteous lamer.
biz66 on August 11, 2014 at 4:08 PM Report this
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Clearly I'm late to the party, but has no-one seen Funny or Die's "The Gay Christian Mingle"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ7bJdsi…

I stumbled across it when I was looking up "Christian Mingle" on IMDB.
saxfanatic on August 11, 2014 at 6:10 PM Report this
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There's gotta be a drinking game in here somewhere.
mlb on August 11, 2014 at 7:04 PM Report this
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True fact: Corbin Bernsen played the Easter Bunny in an episode of SNL that he hosted in spring 1990, to Jon Lovitz's "Hannukah Harry". Perhaps that role inspired him to make this film.
The Beatles on August 11, 2014 at 8:03 PM Report this
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I'd guessed that Mr Bernsen's wandering into a role on Seventh Heaven was just part of his Not Having Aged Well, but this certainly makes just as much sense.
vennominon on August 11, 2014 at 8:54 PM Report this
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@4, @5, @17, and Dan.

Christian Minge, surely?
sh1331 on August 11, 2014 at 11:18 PM Report this
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Aww, the trailer totally gives away the ending!
A Williams, Kalamazoo MI on August 12, 2014 at 4:15 AM Report this
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She looks appropriately Jewish (but mainstream cute) to signal "lost soul" among the cast of WASPs plus token black lady with opinions who's only ever at work.
efp on August 12, 2014 at 2:48 PM Report this
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Holy SHIT, that looks awful!!! How desperate are those actors for a gig?
@20: Check out the '70s TV sit-com "Bridget Loves Bernie" for the inter-religion/drama-with-the-Jewish-in-laws scenario.
YoungbloodG on August 19, 2014 at 5:43 AM Report this
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very nice movie trailers curious to watch the movie.http://gamisonline.com
galang on August 28, 2014 at 1:55 AM Report this

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