[Editor’s Note: This letter was submitted shortly after the I, Anonymous letter from a mom who was mad that someone stole all her balloons… related? You decide!]
I was having a bad day, so I decided to take a quick stroll through the park, and what do I find? Someone had apparently had a party or picnic and decided to decorate the park with balloons—AND THEN LEFT THEM THERE AFTER THEY WERE DONE.
There were no other adults or children present, just the mess they left behind. Do you even know how dangerous deflated balloons are for birds? Do you even care? So, instead of a stress-relieving walk, I ended up having to clean up YOUR MESS. The next time you decide to throw a party on public property, just don’t. The rest of us don’t want to have to clean up after you.
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