There’s a reason I don’t watch American cooking shows. And it’s because they rarely feature women with ginormous funbags smashing them against defenseless watermelons. Prepare for your first big shock of 2009.
“Melons” vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!
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someone, somewhere, is masturbating to that clip.
I like that her career trajectory went from beer can smashing with cans to the more Gallagher-esque melon smashing with melons. You’ve gotta hand it to carnies.
I especially enjoyed when some of her hair fell off.
Weather is great here on…
OLD NEWS ISLAND!
Ow.
I don’t wanna see, thunk yow bery match!
I got nuthin’
Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.
Sha-nananananananana.
Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.
Bruiser.
Please don’t ever use the word “funbags” again. Titties, boobs, cans, bazooms, rack, even sweater-puppies. But never funbags. yuk.
If Erica C. Barnett and Wm.™ Steven Humphrey ever shook hands, they would annihilate each other.
That was gross. Was it neccessary?
Mexican TV. Always classy.
wow. those are some obnoxious breasts.
you could smother a child with those things.
Ow! Eew! (those even look kinda real) Ow! Eew!
It’s Spanish TV, not Mexican. Shocking to many Americans, I know, but they’re actually two different countries.
I like how a hair extension fell victim before the watermelon did.
Is that Dina Lohan?!?!?!?!?
Are those real fake boobs or what the hell were those things?!?
If only Black Gallagher could do that shit…
did anyone think of rusty warren’s ditty ‘bounce your boobies’ while viewing this?
Hey, didn’t I see her breast feeding Facebook page this past week?
How long before she shows up on Dr. 90210 to get her ruptured implants repaired?
Oh my God, my boobs hurt just watching that.
I guess she does this every night at the strip club she owns, only with beer cans