Hey guys! I’m on vacation this week, so please enjoy this I Love Television™ classic from 2011, in which I talk waaaay too much about my nipples. Good luck! —Humpy
In a week filled with crappy season finales, there’s one TV show I hate—yet “hate” to see go. Yes, this week brings the final episode EVER of Smallville [which in 2015, you can watch on iTunes]. As a young TV columnist, I grew up with this hilariously operatic teen drama featuring postpubescent hunky hunkster Clark Kent (played by the muscly if not particularly talented Tom Welling). I’ve written umpteen columns about Smallville, all of which have devolved into lengthy, practically unreadable essays involving Welling whipping off his shirt, accompanied by intense descriptions of the height, circumference, and hue of his nipples…