Top this, bitches!

  • “Top this, bitches!”

Everything you need to know:

William Friedkin, aka the guy who directed the best horror movie EVER, is coming to SIFF this year to receive a lifetime achievement award. We DARE you, Seattle, to make a short video that will entertain us so severely that it causes our heads to spin around and green soup to shoot from our mouths fire-hose-style.

RULES OF THE CONTEST

Your film must be 30 seconds or less.

Your film may be live-action and/or animation.

You may not simply edit together fragments of scenes from The Exorcist.

Points will be awarded for originality.

Deadline for entry is June 4, 11:59:59 p.m.

Upload your video to a site with no password restrictions. (YouTube, Vimeo, your own website, etc.) After you have done this, e-mail the link and your contact information to promotions@thestranger.com with the subject “exorcist.”

The Stranger will use this link to show off your work to our readers! We will announce the winner on June 5 on SLOG!

Get hopping, and may God have mercy on your souls.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...