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What dirge said.
I would love to see Lindsay bring a new friend to the house.
Ellen Degeneres!
They’re fucking with you. It’s never going to happen.
@4: shut your whore mouth right now!
I will seriously cut a bitch if this is another trick. (Illusion!)
About time we had some good news.
Folks, fucking MOVE ON. Remember how “Serenity” was the greatest SF movie ever made? Remember how the revived Futurama was as consistently awesome as the original series? Remember After-M*A*S*H and all those Emmys it won? Remember how much we love Michael Cera for attempting to stretch his George Michael Bluth “character” into an entire career? Remember how none of those things actually happened?
You can’t re-capture lightning in a bottle. You can, however, easily piss on treasured memories. This is going to suck, and suck hard.
(Quick, let’s start an Arrested Development quote-off! It’ll be even funnier this time!)
@4,7,8: GFY.
Awwww, did I hurt your precious feelings? Cry some moar.
I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.
Luckier: now that’s the spirit! Quick, someone use the “blue myself” line! It’ll be hilarious!
Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
@13, no kidding.
If they pull this off it will be amazing. I wonder what they will be about, though, as the series finale was pretty much the perfect wrap up to just about every story arc.
@ DM, um, Serenity IS a great movie, at least if you were a fan of Firefly, and Futurama HAS been really good since it came back.
You might have a point if your examples didn’t flatly contradict you.
@17 NONONONONONONONONO,
@ 18, you just made my day. Thank you.
@17 On this much at least we can agree, Matt. May your day be shiny.
@17: I was and am a fan of Firefly. Serenity had an okay first act, a couple of good one-liners, and a visible moment about halfway through where Whedon ran out of ideas and into a brick wall.
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329…
@21 wtf r u typing about?
@23 I think his criticisms ran into a brick wall about half way down this page.
Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD