Re: the esteemed Mr. Humphrey’s post… what the FUCK are they putting in the Sparkletts at the Golden Globes? Peyote?
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Well you can always use youtubedoubler for a cheap/easy mashup:
http://bit.ly/eJinKL
What i think the natalie portman one needs is a last loop where it plays in slow-mo with the deep voice and everything…
“Alexandria School District 206 is trying to cope with the unexpected death of an 18-year-old student.
Lance Lundsten, a senior at Jefferson High School, died Saturday.
According to preliminary autopsy results that were shared with the family, he died from cardiac edema, a condition caused by an enlarged heart.”
Dan.
you ignorant pussy.
You’ve been punked.
By high school gossip.
again…..
Oh Natalie, you’re so gorgeous.