My reactions…

1. It actually doesn’t look that much worse/more painful/appallingly sexist than most romantic comedies*.

2. It’s sad to see how far Morgan Fairchild has fallen.

3. If they had edited a CGI/hologram George Burns into this movieโ€”reprising his role as God in the 1977 hit movie Oh, God!โ€”I would totally go see it.

4. Written and directed by Corbin Bernsen?

5. There has to have been a porn parody of Christian Mingle: The Movie in production already because “Find God’s Snatch For You” is really obvious, right?

*Not a compliment.