(I can’t stop playing with Big-Ass Message.)
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West


Ugh, I think the magic format just gave me a seizure.
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Does Dan know you’re fucking around with this shit when you’re supposed to be working?
@3:
What are you talking about? For The Stranger staff, this IS working!
She’s yummy.
Comte: Silly me.