Hold on to yer butt(holes).
Question: Do you despise “humanity”? Then boy-oh-boy-oh-boy, do I have a television show for you! It’s called Zoo, and it’s debuting Tuesday, June 30, at 9 p.m. on CBS. What’s it about? Ohhhhh… nothing all that interesting… unless you think ANIMALS EATING THE BUTTHOLES OUT OF HUMANS IS INTERESTING!!!
(Take a deeeeep breath, Humpy. Don’t get overcome by your unbridled enthusiasm for ANIMALS EATING THE BUTTHOLES OUT OF HUMANS OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!)
Ahem. Sorry. Sorry…