Well, it is:
I’m still upset that I didn’t make it to the Adult Entertainment Expo, aka the Vegas Porn Convention, this year. See, I’m not even in the “adult industry,” but for some reason, I’ve attended four, count ’em FOUR, conventions. It’s not really my world, but it is my tradition. Home for the holidays to kiss Grandma and open presents, then off to Vegas for a three-day porn party. Call me fucking crazy, but I feel like some of these people are old friends. I still have Eon McKai’s number in my cell phone, I just got a nice e-mail from Joe Gallant and a package from Kimberly Kane, um, and I still have a tattered cocktail napkin that says “Kelly O is Beautiful!” from one THEN-18-year-old-NOW-the-2009-Male-Performer-of-the-Year James Deen taped on a mirror at home. And don’t even get me started on the Prince of Dubai.
You guys are so lucky.
NSFW! NSFW! AHHH, the tip of a nip!!! We’ll all be fired!!! Why, Lindy WHY???
That pic looks like the two nice ladies are trying to lick up a vast quantity of pink snot coming from the nostril of the one on the left.
Yay! I like the porn column. Now bring back Sam’s videogame column, and all will be right with the world.
I want to have Kelly O’s baby, and raise it on a diet of heart shaped pepperoni pizzas and swaddle it in the crusty, tattered pages of 70’s Hustlers. Maybe a mobile made of Oui’s above its vibrating crib. Seriously.
Why did the column ever leave? In these troubled times, we need the soothing balm of Kelly O’s randy missives more than ever.
I get off to James Deen pretty often. He’s got the cute nerd with a huge cock thing going on.
Yes I am a gay guy that watches tons of straight stuff.
Holy shit, not only does Kelly have the napkin she’s also in his MySpace pictures section!!!
You GO, Kelly!
I look forward to reading this column once I get fired.
@6 Hey! Me too! I loves me some James Deen! I just wish he’d grow back all that lucious black hair on his ass and cock. How about J-Mac? What an ass! Nice cock too! The ladies love him. Sg4Ge has some really beautiful straight guys in action. I wish some of the mainstream straight films would pick up those guys. They did hire Chris Strokes at Brazzers, who has one of the nicest cocks I’ve ever seen screw a pussy.
Kelly-O is a treasure. We’ve enjoyed her videos, drunk of the weeks, etc., but it’s the porn reviews we come back to again and again.
Vince! Have you seen the gay for pay stuff that Chris Strokes has done? He’s been on Jake Cruise and Body Shoppe. There’s something really hot about men with extensive proof of straightness getting with guys. He did solo stuff too before the tattoos, he’s younger and it shows…
NSFW: http://www.aboutgaypornblog.com/2008/04/…
^the video below the pictures is cute
and more stills:
NSFW: http://www.gazeingazeout.net/cris-stroke…
Last week I got my hands on a video of a young TJ Cummings blowing and getting fucked by Ken Ryker, then Ken Ryker later fucking pussy. Just amaaazing. It’s called “Mass Appeal” on thepiratebay
@11 You are filthy. Dang.
Chris Strokes just poked my eye out….