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Listen up, people. This is a real movie:
And you can watch it TONIGHT (7 pm, Rendezvous, free) at BadMovieArt (which I previously wrote about here). BadMovieArt is FUN. A smart person would not miss Samurai Cop. Are you a smart person? Have you been circumcised?
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
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I wonder if this was the inspiration for the porn acting between Amber Waves & Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights.
That is some spectacularly bad acting.
That movie has nothing on this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199912/ – It’s like everything bad wrapped up in an 90 minute package.
This is why it’s a bad idea to write scripts while horny.
Seriously, Samurai Cop is incredible.
Holy shit, Robert Z’Dar’s in it. Z’yes!
Better with the sound off. Love that Fabio hair. I prefer brunets, but dude needs some highlights if you catch my drift.
BINGO!
1. Michael Bay just found the writers for the next Transformers movie…
2. Am I alone in wondering where Keyboard Cat was?
Dude, Lindy, you missed a spectacular show. Drink when you see a wig! Drink when the DVD skips! Hey, look–boobs/naked chicks without any warning! Drink!
Dude, Lindy, you missed a spectacular show. Drink when you see a wig! Drink when the DVD skips! Hey, look–boobs/naked chicks without any warning! Drink!