Bad idea #1: A Left Behind remake starring the shambles formerly known as Nicolas Cage:

Cage is getting set to star in “Left Behind,” an adaptation of the apocalyptic Christian-themed books by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, that are best known for being adapted in a hilariously terrible, but successful trilogy starring Kirk Cameron.

Bad idea #2: A Family Circus movie:

Thatโ€™s right: the most widely syndicated cartoon panel in the world is about to make its live-action big screen debut. Moreover, itโ€™s being envisioned as a franchise. 20th Century Fox and Walden Media got the rights to Bil Keaneโ€™s comic, which was introduced in the โ€™60s and has since been released in compilations that have sold over thirteen million copies worldwide.