The Slap is sadly not a reality show about people slapping each other.
So there’s a new show debuting this week called The Slap—which I swear to god I thought was a reality show about people slapping each other. Unfortunately, it’s not a reality show at all, and I’ll get into what it’s really about in a minute… but first? My dream reality show about people slapping each other. Now, as you can imagine, I get slapped. A LOT. I say something I think is perfectly harmless… and then WHAMMO! A big fat palm comes flying out of nowhere, striking the side of my face and sending my teeth flying across the room like someone spilled a box of Chiclets…