…Lindy West and I will commence our Oscar-night live-Slog.

5:00 pm brings the official red-carpet coverage on ABC.

5:30 pm brings the start of the ceremony broadcast, also on ABC.

We will begin with the red carpet at 5:00.

So go buy your boozes and Windex your TV screen—the Oscars are not anything you want to watch sober or through an accumulated haze of cat hair and pot-smoke residue.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

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  4. mmm.. sounds like as much fun as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. The stick in this case, being a played out hollywood spectacle.

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