How many of you are there? Six? Six hundred? Whatever the case, please enjoy this money-shot clip from last night’s season-closing reunion show, in which Kim tells the most amazing story about artificial hair and fake cancer ever set in a Chili’s.

Thank you for the clip, Videogum.

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20 replies on “Greetings, Fellow Watchers of Real Housewives of Atlanta”

  1. When you lose your hair because of “cancer”, its because of the chemo treatment. Is she saying that she was falsely diagnosed, told she had a life threatening illness, suffered though chemotherapy, and then told WHOOPS! we made a mistake? Caching! I smell big lawsuit . . . either that or something else.

  2. Is this real, or are those actors? Either way, I hate them all. Why can’t there be more TV shows about public policy professors? I would totally watch that.

  3. Am I the first commenter to admit that I watch this show on a regular basis and IT IS THE FUCKING BEST SHOW EVER? Kim is so amazing. And Nene I think is retarded. But god bless us all for this clip.

  4. I can’t believe how shallow people are, but that is definitely a new low. @5 nails it, she’s claiming she was losing her hair because of cancer. The story is completely bogus, and to claim she thought had cancer to excuse a bad weave? omg.

  5. “I remember sitting at a Chili’s, waiting for the test results. It was terrible.”

    Why do I feel that this was edited and they cut out the part where she talks about poor people and how the lowly help wouldn’t pay attention to her or recognize who she was?

  6. It’s like a car wreck you wish you could change the channel from, but you just keep watching.

    Every so often I end up watching it … those poor people in Atlanta who have to put up with them!

    “Let’s have a fundraiser and make $100 million (even though I’ve never done one)!”

    Aaack.

  7. I liked the episode where she tries guacamole for the first time and nearly spits it out. “This tastes like shit!” Maybe it did taste like shit to her, though. Is that a symptom of cancer?

  8. Yes, anorexia does make you lose your hair…even people who are just starving themselves, but not within the clinical BMI range of anorexia can have hair loss. She probably has an eating disorder.

  9. I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH!
    I loved when Lisa flipped the fuck out on Kim and NeNe told her to ‘shut her legs to married men, HOOKER!’.
    The Real Housewives… all the seasons and cities are a huge guilty pleasure for me.

  10. that was awesome, and sincerely embarrassing to witness. I’m relieved that I’m not the only pathetic loon who loves that show!

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