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He wants her teeth? What? Fudge discussions? “I like christmas presents!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I would ask how much this man gets paid to do this, but I’d weep in my cubicle.
“i’m old. are you old? let’s be old together!
“and what ever happened to Roebuck?”
He’s been dead for years. The current A. R. is a semi-sentient aninamtron.
Wow he’s got a lot of makeup on.
It this for real? At first I thought it was a joke and then it appeared unedited and then I thought maybe he was making fun of himself.
His material has been mildly entertaining over the years but this one is just spooky in its lack of humor.
I wonder if David Sedaris will be this cranky and loony in another 40 years?
Museum Catalog…the must sell museums! LOLOLOLOLOL! That’s some good shit Rooney. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait, I let the valve open on this NO2, that explains the laughter.
I’m glad he’s still around. The world can always use more curmudgeons.
MYOO’-zeem. Accent on the Myoo. Probably buys IN’-surance too.
If he wants better teeth, maybe he should have gone to the dentist more often. Maybe then he’d know what freaking Highlights is.
The scary thing is he’s exactly the same in every way as he was in 1979. Maybe he is animatronic.
You will all be sorry when he’s actually gone, and nobody remembers a world before pocket germ-eliminators.
I could listen to him mocking catalog promotions all day.
And this year’s Emmy award for “Bushiest Eyebrows” goes to….ANDY ROONEY!!! This is Andy’s thirtieth time winning this award; let’s all give Andy and his mite infested eyebrows a big hand!!
Tracy Ullman as Andy Rooney: Pencils!
http://bit.ly/q3EVu
You know, after thinking about this a bit, I somewhat agree with #8; I just wish Rooney were a more trenchant curmudgeon. Now I will cease thinking about Andy Rooney for the rest of the day.
Oh, Schamader, loved your “…most aimless noticer…” quip. Quite funny that.
If he said fuck and fucking and mother fucking every other word, would you like him better?
David,
So is Mike Wallace (alive) formerly of “60 Minutes”. I believe he is a robust 92 y/o.
My father should replace Andy Rooney. He (my father) has the brushy/bushy eyebrows.