…I never would’ve guessed that Heather Locklear was capable of experiencing human emotions, much less be overwhelmed by them. But in the clip below, Jay Leno presents Locklear with a vintage clip from TJ Hooker, which seemingly makes Locklear weep with embarrassment. It’s strangely charming.

Thank you, Radar.

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5 replies on “Having Just Watched Three Seasons of Melrose Place on DVD…”

  1. God Amanda was such a bitch… best part about that show.

    And I love that she was practically on the show for it’s entire run, and yet always got a “special guest star” credit.

  2. Do you remember that ad where there’s a row of bikini clad girls lying face down in the sand, and then Heather Locklear raises up on her arms and starts talking about “the competition”.

    And then she gets up and starts walking toward the camera in a string bikini…the kind that has little gold chains for strings?

    Yeah…I’ll be back in 7 minutes…

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