The best thing about Hempfest isn’t getting baked in the
park—you can get baked in the park anytime you like. The best
thing about Hempfest is that it turns getting baked in the park into
a political statement. This weekend, the world’s largest pot rally
features five stages, including lovable locals Rick Steves, Alan
White, and DJ Riz. Go, and for the love of God, leave your tie-dye
at home. (Myrtle Edwards Park, hempfest.org. 10 am–8 pm, free.)