Even though just typing it makes my right hand want to punch my left hand to death.
They might “reboot” the Sex and the City franchise with Blake Lively as Carrie Bradshaw. It would be an origin story about the time fresh-faced young Carrie went on a field trip to the Yap Yap Yap Museum and got bit by a radioactive shoe.
The only good thing about this news is that it inspired the following outburst from a concerned reader:
Blake Lively is the greatest actor of her generation.
Actual lolz. Funniest comment of its generation.
The good news is that the reviews are likely to be entertaining 😉
Running out to purchase a TV set right now!
Does Blake Lively have Skeletor hands?
Question of the day: Did Lindy discover this article based on her Google Alert for “SATC” or for “Lindy West”?
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I couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably when Big left Carrie at the alter in SATC I.
Can they just remake that scene over and over? I know, I’m a terrible person.
Who the fuck is Blake Lively? I’ve only seen her on crap magazine covers at Safeway checkout lines.
I read this as “…the greatest actor of her GENITALIA.”
Thankfully this rumor is false.
http://www.gossipcop.com/blake-lively-se…
Dude, she got GRITTY in “The Town.” She had droopy eyelids and dirt on her face and everything.
Where is the link to Lindy’s Review? Seriously you guys should never mention Sex and the City again without an obligatory link to that review of the second movie.
Thank god this will be available on the wireless iPad that Apple is shipping in April.
That’s pretty snappy, Lindy. Maybe the best line you’ve ever written.