As you undoubtedly know, I maintain very strict Thanksgiving traditions, and they are as follows: sleep until 2 p.m. Drain the remaining liquor bottles in my cabinet and howl, “Closing liquor stores for Thanksgiving is NOT what our forefathers intended!!” Go back to sleep. Awaken, and invite myself to a Thanksgiving dinner I was clearly not invited to. Drain their remaining liquor bottles. Stumble home and watch the greatest motion picture ever produced, Annie.
DEAR GOD I LOVE ANNIE!
Made in 1982, Annie—starring the bewitching Aileen Quinn as Annie, and the brilliant Albert Finney as Daddy Warbucks—is CLEARLY the pinnacle of western civilization…