This “lack of amnesia” thing is due to the decreasing number of people getting hit on the head with hammers.
Nobody gets amnesia anymore. And no, I’m not sure why… do I look like a goddamn doctor to you? A goddamn brain-science major? All I know is I googled “amnesia news,” and the only story that came up was one about how the entire country has seemingly forgotten that George W. Bush was AN EFFING TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. While the previous statement is absolutely true, what the American people are experiencing isn’t straight-up “amnesia”—because while they may be conveniently forgetting that Bush lied his way into starting a war with Iraq, they’re still capable of remembering their own names, what they do for a living, and their HBO GO passwords. That’s not amnesia, people. That’s the mental equivalent of horse blinders…