This week on television, prepare yourselves for two moral abominations: Allison Williams of Girls playing the title role in Peter Pan (NBC, Thurs Dec 4, 8 pm), and then the Discovery Channel’s Eaten Alive (Sun Dec 7, 9 pm)—in which a human adult is fed to a giant anaconda. (I could’ve added this week’s 2 Broke Girls… but that’s enough abominations for one column.)
NOW. Allison Williams climbing into a green little boy suit is one thing—in fact, it’s a very erotic thing. However, a stuntman putting on a special protective suit covered with pig blood and shoving himself down the gullet of a big snake is (news flash!) NOT EROTIC AT ALL. Let’s pause for a moment to really make sure…